It's a Three-Way Tie! (Yep - all about homophobic, pedophilic, emasculated officials in tin foil hats!)

Ok, so the homophobic pedophile is really just a lover of ducks, the one claiming that emasculated bosses run the country is a hack, and the one wearing a tin foil hat is from Arizona.  But that is no excuse!

There must be something in the air because the three-way tie today boggles the mind in so many ways...

Rush Limbaugh is obsessed with men without gonads!
Yeah, I know that this one is like shooting ducks in a barrel (wait, is that the next one?!?!).  I have avoided adding Rush before because it is way too easy... but since this one basically alienates about 1/2 the population, I figured I'd roll him in with the other wackos for today.

Phil Robertson is obsessed with men's "other" orifice.
Alright, more ducks.  Dude may be a misogynistic pedophile, but at least he is homophobic and the boys are safe, right?  Well, unless they go to his Sunday School and happen to be gay, in which case they will be scarred for life.

and the third way tie...

Arizona State Senator Seeks to Appease Crazy People in Tin Hats
Um.  Yeah.  Mind control.  HAARP.  It's "scary". 
Yeah. 
Wow.