"Strike!", I Mean "Bullseye!" - OW!

In baseball, it is "Three Strikes and You're Out", but in bowling, three strikes makes a "turkey". 

Are you also a "turkey" if you shoot yourself in the leg WHILE bowling... actually bowling.

This idiot is definitely a turkey...

"Florida Man Shoots Himself While Bowling"

And has anyone noticed how many times "Florida Man" shows up in the news?  That guy is really unlucky.