A Little Rat Poison? Say when...

Many times idiots only hurt themselves, or maybe one or two people close to them.  If nobody gets hurt it can be really, really funny.  This isn't funny, but he is still an idiot.

Pesticide Poisoning In China Leaves One Dead,
Several Injured After Chef Mistakes Chemical For Sauce

I have no idea if they just use generic packaging or what.  Maybe the Chinese character for "Rat Poison" resembles the Chinese character for "Ginger Soy Sauce" or something.  Regardless, this is both sad and stupid. 

Do you ever wonder if they keep the ant poison next to the tubes of pesto paste in your local restaurant?

Oh, what a f"eel"ing! Man Puts Eel in His Posterior

Wow... one for the books.  "Eel Removed From Man After Getting Stuck, Chewing Through Colon (GRAPHIC PHOTOS)"

Words cannot describe.  I was honestly speechless... until I realized this couldn't possible be the first time (I mean, with 6 billion people, what are the odds?!?!?)   And sure enough...

• Eel Removed From Man's Bottom In New Zealand
• Man Reportedly Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum

And remember, definitely do not look for "eel in the ass" videos on Google with SafeSearch off.  

Just saying.