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Friday, May 29, 2009

Worlds Most Dangerous Idiot

Kim Jong-il (aka Юрий Ирсенович Ким) is amazingly one of the world's most visible self-pronounced idiots. The danger with folks like this is that they are incredibly clever and powerful.

Don't get me wrong, I have enormous respect for someone who can rule a nation so ineffectively in spite of himself. It is just that things like nuclear weapons aren't toys and should not be put into the hands of the uneducated and ineffective - which is what the latest crop of leaders in North Korea have proven themselves to be.

If you don't agree, here is the latest from this "rogue" remnant of the old Soviet Empire:
North Korea Test-Fires Missile, Slams Security Council (click here)

Thursday, May 28, 2009

African Idiotocracy in Action

Ok, stupid is as stupid does. Meet Swazi MP Timothy Myeni...

This idiot promotes polygamy in a country with one of the highest rates of HIV infection in the world. So what is his solution to the problem? Here is a quote from a speech he gave to a recent workshop for the nation's MP's:
“I have a solution to this virus. The solution will come from a law that will make it compulsory to test for HIV. Once you test positive, you should be branded on the buttocks,” the member of parliament said last week.

“Before having sex with anyone, people will then check the buttocks of their partners before proceeding with their mission.”
Their "mission". And I suppose this moron's mission is to drive the infected underground for fear of the pain of branding. Brilliant.

Dumbass here goes further with his apology - taking no responsibility, he blames the remarks on either God or the devil, and claims it is all for the best... You can read more about that:
Swazi MP Apologizes for Branded Buttocks Remark (click here)
Thank God not all African government officials are such idiots.

Mom "Kidnapped" and Taken to Disney World

Bonnie Sweeten is clearly not all there. Funny my wife did strange things at about this age. I wonder if crazy middle-aged wives endanger the species...
Mom Who Reported Own Abduction is Charged (click here)
Poor daughter probably didn't get to finish the trip, either. Disappointing her child - that is the biggest crime of all.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Man Calls 911 To Protest Missing Juice Box

"Family Says McDonald's Left Juice Box Out Of Order" (click here)
Ok, this is the very definition of innocent until proven stupid.

The Decline of Western Civilization

In the beginning there were idiots. This blog is dedicated to those who would promote the decline of civilization (not just Western, mind you) and be completely oblivious to this fact at the same time.

Some wonder, some ponder, some work with respect... others are just plain idiots.

Future posts will highlight these idiots, with humor, with fury, and occasionally with respect.

Corrections and contributions are welcome!