Idiot Du Jour

Nancy "Hypocrite" Grace

2009-06-04T15:32:00.000-07:00

Well, let's see...

She blogs every day, shows sensational clips every weeknight, rants and raves all the times about Caylee this and Casey that... all for a pretty hefty profit for herself and her "benefactors" at CNN. But then she has the gall to act with (possibly feigned) disgust at other people making a buck off the controversy.

Since I get the feeling Nancy Grace really believes what she is saying, I have to say she qualifies here pretty well.

My message for Ms. Grace: "Face it, Nancy, you are the leader of this entire catalog of profiteering off Caylee's misfortune. You are no better than any of these scheisters - maybe worse."

After due consideration, Nancy Grace, you are hereby found guilty of the offense of "Contributing to the Delinquency of the Public".

Read more:
Nancy Grace's Pages as CNN and Nancy's Caylee Blog.

Even Goddesses Can Be Occasional Idiots

2009-06-02T13:19:00.000-07:00

Today's pick goes to show that not all idiots are disreputable, or even chronic. First let me say that I love Danica Patrick - she is a true goddess in my book. But her recent comments to Sports Illustrated demonstrate that even the best intentioned of us can lapse into degenerative behavior.

Look, I don't post these because I'm perfect - this is my way of reflecting on just how I don't want to live my life and sometimes do anyway. So I have nothing but compassion for Ms. Patrick.

Nevertheless, while she can navigate 500 miles of high-speed competition to a 3rd place finish against racers of the other (more aggressive?) gender - she still failed to navigate herself away from this road hazard. Read more...
Amid Backlash, Patrick Backs Away from PED Comments (click here)

Blinded by Love

2009-06-01T16:00:00.001-07:00

There once was a man named Gerhartsreiter, who swept Miss Scarlet off her feet. He concocted strange stories about amnesia, and a weird childhood. He claimed he was a "Rockefeller" but he had no money and no job and no contact with that family.

Well, the subject of this blog is not Mr. "Rockefeller", no... it is that "Miss Scarlet", one Sandra Lynn Boss - who actually believed this man's stories... going so far as to file her tax return as if she was "single" even though she is a financial consultant. One begins to wonder...

Normally I wouldn't pick on the victim - but this woman's idiocy wound up getting her own daughter kidnapped. So many "trusting" mistakes and so many signs... too bad "Miss Scarlet" didn't have a Clue!

Sorry, Ms. Boss.

Read more here:
Ex Testifies About the man She Thought was a Rockefeller
(click here)

Worlds Most Dangerous Idiot

2009-05-29T09:48:00.001-07:00

Kim Jong-il (aka Юрий Ирсенович Ким) is amazingly one of the world's most visible self-pronounced idiots. The danger with folks like this is that they are incredibly clever and powerful.

Don't get me wrong, I have enormous respect for someone who can rule a nation so ineffectively in spite of himself. It is just that things like nuclear weapons aren't toys and should not be put into the hands of the uneducated and ineffective - which is what the latest crop of leaders in North Korea have proven themselves to be.

If you don't agree, here is the latest from this "rogue" remnant of the old Soviet Empire:
North Korea Test-Fires Missile, Slams Security Council (click here)

African Idiotocracy in Action

2009-05-28T13:44:00.000-07:00

Ok, stupid is as stupid does. Meet Swazi MP Timothy Myeni...

This idiot promotes polygamy in a country with one of the highest rates of HIV infection in the world. So what is his solution to the problem? Here is a quote from a speech he gave to a recent workshop for the nation's MP's:

“I have a solution to this virus. The solution will come from a law that will make it compulsory to test for HIV. Once you test positive, you should be branded on the buttocks,” the member of parliament said last week.

“Before having sex with anyone, people will then check the buttocks of their partners before proceeding with their mission.”

Their "mission". And I suppose this moron's mission is to drive the infected underground for fear of the pain of branding. Brilliant.

Dumbass here goes further with his apology - taking no responsibility, he blames the remarks on either God or the devil, and claims it is all for the best... You can read more about that:
Swazi MP Apologizes for Branded Buttocks Remark (click here)
Thank God not all African government officials are such idiots.

Mom "Kidnapped" and Taken to Disney World

2009-05-28T00:38:00.000-07:00

Bonnie Sweeten is clearly not all there. Funny my wife did strange things at about this age. I wonder if crazy middle-aged wives endanger the species...
Mom Who Reported Own Abduction is Charged (click here)
Poor daughter probably didn't get to finish the trip, either. Disappointing her child - that is the biggest crime of all.

Man Calls 911 To Protest Missing Juice Box

2009-05-27T14:41:00.000-07:00

"Family Says McDonald's Left Juice Box Out Of Order" (click here)
Ok, this is the very definition of innocent until proven stupid.

The Decline of Western Civilization

2009-05-27T13:23:00.000-07:00

In the beginning there were idiots. This blog is dedicated to those who would promote the decline of civilization (not just Western, mind you) and be completely oblivious to this fact at the same time.

Some wonder, some ponder, some work with respect... others are just plain idiots.

Future posts will highlight these idiots, with humor, with fury, and occasionally with respect.

Corrections and contributions are welcome!